dangstrider:

PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

mileyhighrus:

i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

my parents:  your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me:  you mean it gets worse